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“Hmmm” thought Gabriel, “Im tired of sharing…time for bio-warfare”

Homo should only stand for Homogenized milk but now whether we like it or not they are part of the military. Welcome to what the future of America’s War-machines may one day look like.

Contrary to popular beliefs chicks do have uses outside the bedroom. A lot of guys wouldnt take their wife car shopping but this dude knows how to wheel and deal. Unless you run into some homo or your wife is a titless dog that mooos like a cow…always take her with you as scantily dressed as possible and who knows what deals you may get.

They say if your cock is big enough you can tame any pussy. I Guess a HUGE shlong vs a Sabre Tooth Tiger is the ultimate test.

I recently got my hands on a hot, nasty comic strip from Tejlorotica. Less talk more gawk.

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Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.

You just know this has to be somewhere in Eastern Europe. They are going freakin crazy there man…orgies and decadence everywhere. Gotta contact my travel agent and book a flight on Lust-hansa airlines and screwdle some strudle.

An interesting image from this picture sticks in my head. If you decorate the condom with a big smile and eyes is it an assclown?

When I’m at the coffee bar this kinda thing would be fucking pretentious, but at a rad joint like this I’d be totally specific too. Wet pussy, hairy pussy, sticky pussy, slutty pussy, creamy pussy, virgin pussy, bald pussy, stretched pussy.. well fuck, like I’d have to order everything off the menu cos I dig all kinds of pussy. They should totally have an all you can eat buffet…

Ya’ know I remember playing a game called Candyland when I was young, It was never like this tho….I feel totally ripped right off.